He said that according to his friend Dr. F. Avery Jones, pathological
fermentation in the stomach may generate enough methane gas to cause a pretty
big explosion if a person should belch while lighting a cigarette. As a
comparable microbic effect in the lower intestine generates inflammable and
explosive hydrogen sulphide and plain hydrogen, if God had not in his mercy
arranged for evolution to place the anus quite far away from the mouth, smoking
would never have become popular. And what of insouciance then?
--From Variation West
Oh, the wit and wisdom of Ardyth Kennelly! I LOVE HER
ReplyDeleteMe too! She does comedy and tragedy with equal genius.
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